WE WERE FASCINATED BY LAST MONTH’S NEWS THAT THE WORLDWIDE EVENT HORIZON TELESCOPE (EHT) COLLABORATION HAD PRODUCED THE FIRST-EVER IMAGE OF A SUPER-MASSIVE BLACK HOLE LOCATED IN THE CENTER OF THE MILKY WAY. SINCE A BLACK HOLE VORACIOUSLY GOBBLES UP ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT APPROACHES ITS PERIMETER, HOW LONG WILL IT BE UNTIL THE WHOLE GALAXY SLIDES DOWN THAT VAST CELESTIAL DRAIN? JUST ASKIN’…